Funny Dating Headlines - Fun Riot Now Begins

All funny dating headlines have one thing in common. Do you want some clue? It starts between the two jaws and always ends up making the two hearts mellow and mild. Any guesses? We call it a - smile.

Please find below profile headers that can survive the onslaught of time. And, of course, they have the power to leave you in a paroxysm of smile. You will smile a bit deeper and you will smile a lot wide.

• All I will leave here is my nappy (oops) happy prints: The nappies are back and they are not wet this time round. Let all the nappies in the world unite and pave the way for a secure smile!


• Let me see how far I can go with an innocent smile: A smile spiced with innocence is date-dynamic (counterpart of aerodynamic in the dating world) and therefore goes the longest mile here. What is more, I am on the verge of inventing an innocence meter for every smile.


• Now how long will you hold that breath in wonder: The breath has always been the carrier of things not transported through any other means or mediums. It enriches the blood with smile, on occasions; and hauls out frown almost all the time.


• Click only if you set your goals high enough: A goal is not just beneficial to soccer players but they come in handy to daters as well. It seems, with all due respect to dogs, posting a goal has more fire than a lamppost has water around it.

Remember, I have taken the call of smiles like no other; and I will now beat you right, left, black, blue and white.